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5/17/2006

Songs of the Redeemed

Filed under: fiction, prose — persimmon @ 6:10 pm

This was written for the Writing Fun Challenge #1 over at Hulver’s Site; the theme was “Ed Hulver and the little people”. I came in fifth out of 22.

My parents concieved and birthed me in the usual fashion for placental mammals, and I grew to betray that heritage; when you complain of the Northwest chilliness, you may blame me for overshooting my mark. Photosynthesis does not come easily to those of us with iron in our veins, and this is why I pay my greenhouse debt in the House of Prochlorococcus. We get along well; we really are quite closely related.

The House of Prochlorococcus is my geodesic home, an accidental homage to the sixty-atom carbon molecule. Prochlorococcus and I live inside, and sometimes I prop a pane open to grab more greenhouse gases.

Though nobody aspires for their children to be the servant of their inferiors, we are all in a respiratory sense the slaves of those who can photosynthesize. I am both keeper and dependent, and Prochlorococcus is the breadwinner of the household. The glucose-winner, actually, for nothing is so sweet as sugar, plucked carbon by carbon from the electronically reluctant air. I sail our half-submerged polymer globe north and south seasonally, catching the edges of tropical storms bereft of lands on which to run aground. We follow the temperature bands for optimal carbon fixation, chasing someone else’s dreams of planetary cold.

Ithulba is a plane of water, its population a raft of polygonal amphibious eggs blowing across it. Each of us is a refugee from civilisation tending a precious desalinated photosynthetic pool.


We are not terraformers; we are reformers. I was a student when the Atmospheric Cascade last cycled, or at least when the reply arrived: the farthest star had finally received transmissions from the Ithmolai nuclear disaster. The fashion for labor-intensive biogenic modification expanded into the new vacuum of the planet-habitability industry, and the Reclamation Project recruited croppers from all over. My family lost to Nai Ed Molai, I signed up and didn’t care where the RP sent me sent me.

Now I live on Ithulba, primordial home of our people and site of the Reclamation Project’s first planetary-scale biogenic reclamation operation. Ithulba, current home of pond scum and social misfits floating around in plastic snow globes. The RP makes it sound much better in the advertising material:

Ithmolai has shown the ultimate folly of Cascade methods: the absence of consciousness from the physical process itself allows the dangerous illusion of impartiality. Only by being and living with the habitability efforts can we oversee and control every aspect of the process. Join RP as we improve the worlds through the sweat of our brow.

I don’t chant when I aerate Prochlorococcus, although a lot of my co-croppers do. It makes for a pleasant, if muffled, chorus on the occasions when we hit the same current.

When my assignment came, I thought it meant I was due to be executed and composted for one of the earlier reclamation projects. I breakfasted on dessert and reported in a very broken-in tunic. For most of us, “Ithulba” was a colloquialism for “before you’re concieved”; our aeration chants are the songs of the redeemed.

The planet would be habitable with a few kilotonnes of topsoil on a raft; it would make a decent cash-crop farm. But someone thinks this might really be Ithulba, and they cannot tell until the bellies of the continents stand from the water’s salty surface again. They need people as crazy and as dead as me to drain the ocean by rebuilding the ice caps, vaster than empires and more slow.


Prochlorococcus is angry sometimes. We colonised this world, drowned it, abandoned it for other worlds, and now we have tinkered with her inner genetic world so that we could re-colonise this one. We have both denigrated her purpose and elevated her to new photosynthetic heights. You left this world, she says. There was no time for anything I was or loved to evolve ways to survive. No mermaids singing, each to each; your ancestors fled or drowned, and dragged me along. Every lovely green thing drenched in saline, drinking out its life water; every swaying sea plant under more layers of water than it could gather sunlight through.

Something may yet survive in the deep, but it has a sulfur metabolism or worse; the atmospheric oxygen didn’t change between our ship’s departure and arrival, which was a few hundred years in planetary time.


Maybe I should put in for a respite. Maybe when I got back, some real time would have passed locally, the oceans would have dropped some fractional measurement, and single-celled organisms wouldn’t talk to me. But no matter if I’m losing it; Prochlorococcus is right: even after the lands have risen, the Ithulba found will never be the Ithulba of my people’s collective unconscious. Besides, my grasp of reality is irrelevant, as long as I can still optimise photosynthesis.

There’s actually nothing stopping us croppers from hooking our photocells together and joining up permanently, or from hooking up ourselves, or from hitching out of here on the next supply ship. Nothing except for a para-religious (or hell, overtly religious) fervency, and the knowledge that the worlds we left were well and truly gone in the dilation of time when the 0.5c transport started up its drive. Who goes streaking across time and space to settle down and start a family?

It’s a big planet; maybe someone is building that cash-crop raft and an anchor with a very long chain. But whatever each of us has now, we would leave behind again if we took any extrasystem jaunts. The sentient-being condition has always been such that your life collapses behind you if you neglect it, but time dilation exponentiates the situation. If you want a lasting effect, you have to dive deep instead of going skipping around the systems.


My story is the same story each of us has: faith in redemption, through the works of our hands and the spirit of our colleagues. In one sense, it doesn’t matter whether or not this is Ithulba; in another, it so very much does. This work would have merit and poetic justice on any world flooded by the rising tides of our greenhouse folly, but it would not be coming home.

Our stories since the transport landed are all the same: we have all lain on the tops of our photocells under the raining sky; we have all felt the horizon, so close and so vast; we have all contemplated the irony of us imitating the chloroplast on a grand scale. We are the same in the way that the air and water are homogenous; each of us takes a different random walk to a similar destination. Our paths—our pasts—don’t matter. People who think their pasts matter don’t jump onto ships with speeds that approach a decent fraction of c. And of course the past matters, or we wouldn’t be trying to drain Ithulba, but our personal pasts are meaningless individually. We are the bank, the wash of sand, the ocean, the little people. We are each an evolutionary dead end, except for whoever might be building that habitat raft; we only make a difference when we throw our lots in together, shoulder to the climate change. We are here now, ostensibly for the survival of our species as it spreads back to the ruined planets, but mostly because the same way that every child in every system wants to grow up and find Ithulba, each of us wanted to believe in something, in each other, in something bigger than ourselves.

There are worse forms of self-delusion. It’s a slow suicide, but most of them are. Sometimes it’s better not to think too hard.


The scientists who will excavate Ithulba’s lands are not yet born in my time, and the vast open oceans I know will be gone forever. The Ithulba that is now—the Ithulba that is now my home—will be gone, and they will sing the world’s old name in their songs again: Nai Ed Hulver, home of wished-for memories.

hey, sod off, Gizmodo

Filed under: pharm, rant — persimmon @ 7:01 am

I actually am quite happy that someone decided to address the issue of cheap watches not sticking well to oral contraceptive dial packs, although I’m disappointed that it looks rather like a vibrator.

But being both a patient and a pharmacy student, I know how easy it is to forget medications all the freaking time. While I necessarily support any measures or devices making it easier for patients to adhere to their prescribed drug therapy and get the maximum benefit, the Gizmodo editors who decided to call this “no more excuses” and imply that the only reason women get pregnant when taking oral contraceptives is because they are airheads or conniving pregnancy-seekers who “forget” to take their pills, and that being human and forgetting shit is an “excuse” when you’re female—they can bite my shiny metal Mediset.

5/16/2006

Oh right, Smothers’ Day

Filed under: diary — persimmon @ 8:42 pm

Shockingly, my ma has not changed her opinion of Mothers’ Day since last year. I, once again, sent my mother-in-law the least sappy card I could find, and purchased it with my brand-new shiny employee discount at $national_drugstore_chain. I also called my parents the day before the Hallmarkian Holiday, partly so that my mom would not get suspicious but mostly because I missed hearing about dizzying wild midlife exploits, such as home demolition with sledgehammers and finding a really good Vietnamese fishmonger.

Why yes, I do get my wild and crazy streak from my parents.

My mom loves her kids, but she is not reluctant to admit that she likes us more, now that most of us don’t live with her—a trait which our sibling relationships share. She is very clear we were our dad’s idea (albeit a fairly good one, after some time to mull on it), and that parenting is rewarding but difficult and frequently patience-trying, crazy-making work.

Like me at school and in the pharmacy, my mom does things own her own terms. There are jobs that need doing, and she will do them, but ain’t nobody going to tell her how to feel or how to parent. She says she recognises in us now the same personality traits we had when we were infants, and she tried to guide us while respecting that personhood.

My mom is certain in who she is. She and my dad have created a shared life and a lasting relationship on their own terms, and that is the greatest gift both to themselves and, incidentally, to us the resultant sibling group.

My mommy is the greatest. So there. Your flowers and brunches can sod right off.

5/13/2006

Punk-ass Bitch Pharmacy; can I help you?

Filed under: diary, pharm, rant — persimmon @ 9:07 pm

Back around the time when my class had to collectively write a “professionalism pledge” before we started coursework, and I internally condemned the entire idea as TEH LAME but copyedited the thing into grammatical submission anyway because damn if I was going to put my name to it otherwise, I made a very important decision.

There is nothing in this world that is worth me pretending to be someone else every day. No SO (tried it), no job (tried that one too), no career path (yep), no nothing. Change is the nature of life, and clearly as I progress through my life, romantic and career paths I will adapt, just as those paths will adapt to me. There is, however, a big gap between changing as a person and doing things that are both irrelevant to my career and repugnant to me at a personal, amoral level. So far in pharmacy school, these suggestions have included:

  • not drinking in public on my own free time because patients might see me
  • smiling every time I see a patient
  • counseling patients in ways that insult their intelligence and mine in order to conform to the dictates of the “Transtheoretical Model” of health behaviour
  • “learn, live and love professionalism” (from a poster in the hallway, with instructions to not eat chips or do crosswords in class)
  • shilling to my relatives for fundraising purposes
  • completion of non-pharmacy-related community service courses

I could go on, and at some point when I am decently fed up, I probably will. It’s just—when i was a teenager, I realised that everything I feel, I feel fiercely, and anything I do that I love, I do fiercely. Or intensely, if you don’t like the word fierce. In part because when I was younger I had a terrible boyfriend who was more interested in his ideas of what he could make of me than he was in me, and a couple crappy jobs that valued some mythical human resource more than their actual employees, I am adamant about doing anything I do in a manner that is true to myself.

I insist on extending this to my career, by which I actually do not mean swearing in the compounding lab or snapping back at patients; rather, that all attempts by my educators to make me into someone else have and will continue to backfire, to the extent that I attempt to put them into practice. There is absolutely no point in my being a pharmacist if I am not also myself, and moreover there is zero professionalism in representing pharmacy as a profession which neuters its practitioners of genuine emotion and individuality, substituting a flowchart of when to insert “an empathic reflective statement”. Like all healthcare professionals, we struggle constantly to provide care to whole patients rather than drug interaction lists, and I can not and will not do that without bringing my whole personhood to the table.

I am demanding, I do not smile constantly, I do not auto-love people, and it doesn’t matter. I am dedicated to providing the best possible pharmaceutical care to the patients I serve, and representing my professional cohort well in light of the services we provide and not how pretty or shiny we are in our white coats or how much we love people. That is professionalism, and I did not learn it from my instructors.

This makes me very, very cranky.