notageek

Q. What’s all this, then?
A. My weblog. A place where I dump bits of writing, mostly about what I’ve cooked lately or how much my feet hurt from work.

Q. Work?
A. I go there, and then they give me money. I’m a pharmacist.
Q. Where do you live?
A. In the US, close to the Canadian border.

Q. OMG HIPAA!
A. Yes, all patients are pseudonymous. I’m bitter and cranky, not dumb.
Q. What’s a BH?
A. Boyfriend-husband. From boyfriend^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hhusband. He’s a talented guy, so he gets to be both.

Q. Hey, you’re a pharmacist. How come it takes so long to count out thirty pills when I’m getting my prescription?
A. Read the Retail Pharmacy FAQ. Any further questions should be directed to someone who won’t try to smack you upside the head.

With her foot.